Laughter guaranteed OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!

Four couples are invited to the elite townhouse of the Deputy Mayor of New York and his wife to celebrate the hosts’ tenth anniversary. The first couple arrives only to discover the body of the Deputy Mayor covered in blood, a gun, and a suicide note. It is only a flesh wound, but the Deputy Mayor's wife is missing and so is the cook, and there is no food! What has happened? And how can they keep all this from getting out to the police and, more importantly, the press? Watch as the evening spins out of control in this laugh-out-loud Neil Simon farce.  Arguably Neil Simon's funniest play!


Ken - Scott Bennett
Chris - Jenny Maahs
Lenny - Lee Waldhart
Claire - Patricia Whitely
Ernie - Stuart Brooks
Cookie - Mickey Crocker
Glen - Mike Marcou
Cassie - Sheri Meland
Pudney - Simone LaPierre
Welch - Stewart Hayes


Friday, March 22 - 7:30 pm
Saturday, March 23 - 7:30 pm
Thursday, March 28 - 7:30 pm
Friday, March 29 - 7:30 pm
Saturday, March 30 - 3:00 pm (Talk-back follows performance)
Saturday, March 30 - 7:30 pm
Thursday, April 4 - 7:30 pm
Friday, April 5 - 7:30 pm
Saturday, April 6 - 3:00 pm
Saturday, April 6 - 7:30 pm


Bartell Theatre Award Winner! Best Play for a First Date!